Stock photos are made to be sold but it’s impossible to think anyone would buy these. We haver collected some of the strangest and funniest images from sites like iStock or Shutterstock that no one will ever use, and they will definitely confuse you. From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of “stab between the fingers” to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these shots were probably trying a bit too hard. And it’s not that we don’t appreciate all the work that went into producing them… We just think each of them should come with an in-depth commentary by the author, explaining what was going on their head while creating such a masterpiece.


Grandma teaches blond children important life lessons.

2Your hotdogs sir

3Asian woman spits on a cock

4Drunk driving taken to a new level


Because who doesn't need a picture of a cross-dressing Hitler peeling potatoes.

6When your knees' hands have lots of pills

7Lol omg don't come to school tomorrow 😂😂

8“Hacker” Stock photos are the best

9Grandma's not coming to Christmas, this year

10Memory loss

Memory loss is more painful than you might think.

11Barcode scanner

A young boy trying to kill himself with a barcode scanner.

12Burger baby



Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.


16Woman Robbing Bakery with a Baguette

17Strange Man With Big Hands

18Strange Scene

Woman strangling her husband while her lover is playing the violin


Lemon with a tongue on a disembodied rubber glove.

20The lady that snorts donut powder

21Oh no not santa

22The tides have turned Brenda

23Goodbye you slimey freak

24Car salesman won't take no for an answer


When no one shows up to your Victorian themed Whoville party.



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