Stock photos are made to be sold but it’s impossible to think anyone would buy these. We haver collected some of the strangest and funniest images from sites like iStock or Shutterstock that no one will ever use, and they will definitely confuse you. From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of “stab between the fingers” to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these shots were probably trying a bit too hard. And it’s not that we don’t appreciate all the work that went into producing them… We just think each of them should come with an in-depth commentary by the author, explaining what was going on their head while creating such a masterpiece.
Grandma teaches blond children important life lessons.
2Your hotdogs sir
3Asian woman spits on a cock
4Drunk driving taken to a new level
Because who doesn't need a picture of a cross-dressing Hitler peeling potatoes.
6When your knees' hands have lots of pills
7Lol omg don't come to school tomorrow 😂😂
8“Hacker” Stock photos are the best
9Grandma's not coming to Christmas, this year
Memory loss is more painful than you might think.
A young boy trying to kill himself with a barcode scanner.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
16Woman Robbing Bakery with a Baguette
17Strange Man With Big Hands
Woman strangling her husband while her lover is playing the violin
Lemon with a tongue on a disembodied rubber glove.
20The lady that snorts donut powder
21Oh no not santa
22The tides have turned Brenda
23Goodbye you slimey freak
24Car salesman won't take no for an answer
When no one shows up to your Victorian themed Whoville party.