Stock photos are made to be sold but it’s impossible to think anyone would buy these. We haver collected some of the strangest and funniest images from sites like iStock or Shutterstock that no one will ever use, and they will definitely confuse you. From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of “stab between the fingers” to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these shots were probably trying a bit too hard. And it’s not that we don’t appreciate all the work that went into producing them… We just think each of them should come with an in-depth commentary by the author, explaining what was going on their head while creating such a masterpiece.

1Grandma

Grandma teaches blond children important life lessons.


2Your hotdogs sir


3Asian woman spits on a cock


4Drunk driving taken to a new level


5Hitler

Because who doesn't need a picture of a cross-dressing Hitler peeling potatoes.


6When your knees' hands have lots of pills


7Lol omg don't come to school tomorrow 😂😂


8“Hacker” Stock photos are the best


9Grandma's not coming to Christmas, this year


10Memory loss

Memory loss is more painful than you might think.


11Barcode scanner

A young boy trying to kill himself with a barcode scanner.


12Burger baby


13HMMMMMMMMMMMMM


14Monk

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.


15Eyeteeth


16Woman Robbing Bakery with a Baguette


17Strange Man With Big Hands


18Strange Scene

Woman strangling her husband while her lover is playing the violin


19Hmmm

Lemon with a tongue on a disembodied rubber glove.


20The lady that snorts donut powder


21Oh no not santa


22The tides have turned Brenda


23Goodbye you slimey freak


24Car salesman won't take no for an answer


25Party

When no one shows up to your Victorian themed Whoville party.

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