Just like Tinder dates don’t always look like they do in their profiles pictures, it’s also not uncommon for hotels to look considerably different than they do in the brochures.They might tell you that they have a gym for example, but what they don’t tell you is what their definition of a gym actually is. They might also tell you that they have a swimming pool, while conveniently forgetting to tell you that it’s full of hardened concrete.

Take a look at this hilarious list compiled by Pi Queen for examples of hotels that didn’t quite live up to expectations.

26My non-smoking hotel room came with a non-smoking ashtray

27My hotel phone has a button just for pizza

28The keep out and come in sign at my hotel. Just turn it upside down

29Chinese hotel rules

30In an attempt to reduce waste, this hotel soap has no center

31My hotel phone has a number for bedtime stories

32My hotel room has a rappel line for emergencies

33My parents just arrived at their hotel in Spain and sent a photo of their pool, not even joking

34For some amazing reason, my hotel room is Lethal Weapon 2 themed

35Button at my hotel

36I feel like the AC unit in our hotel room has seen some sh*t

37Not sure what this hotel expects me to do while I'm waiting in the lobby

38Thanks, classy motel, for reminding me about all the sex I'm not having

39This is what I saw when I checked into my hotel last night

40The kids were disappointed, but the wife and I laughed all the way back to our hotel room

41Condoms found in a Chinese hotel. For that special someone

42World map in a Chinese hotel

43At a hotel in Goa, India

44I'm beginning to think our hotel in Cambodia was a little dishonest on their flyer about the amenities

45This was the back of the Bible in my hotel room in Windsor, Ontario last week

46I asked for a nice view from my hotel room and got this

47Welcome to the Hotel California!

48While staying at a French hotel, I asked the receptionist for some Internet

49My hotel's rapping elevator

50The cleaner at the hotel in Egypt made this towel-monkey, and dressed it in my used boxers


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