“Schradenfreude” is a German word that describes the feeling of pleasure a person gets when witnessing other people’s misfortune. There is no equivalent word in the English language, but that doesn’t mean that the feeling doesn’t exist. Whether you want to admit it or not, there is a certain amount of relief derived from seeing someone who is having a worse day than you are. This list is full of funny pictures of people who would have been better off if they hadn’t gotten out of bed.
1New skeleton found in Pompeii. This guy was running from the eruption when a 300kg boulder hit him right in the face
2I modeled for a clip art company at 16 and ended up on dildo batteries
3Got a 91 audi yesterday, made it about 100 miles before it decided to blow up
4Nothing but trouble
5This update has been going for 4 hours and I need to present my master's thesis in 7 minutes
6All that work for nothing
7I accidentally spilled coffee grounds on the floor and all over my child
8Every year our aunt in Maine sends us little handmade chocolate lobsters. This year they are soap. Guess how I found out
9Unforeseen weather
10My doctor charges me $65 for being fat
11My waterproof camera sucked in water and died but left me this last image
12Driving to work near Dulles Airport and a part fell off a plane smashing my back window. I freaked out because I thought someone was shooting at me. The guy behind me saw something fall from the sky
135 days ago my parents and I opened a new takeout restaurant. Today hurricane Michael destroyed it
14Good morning
15My long-distance boyfriend dropped his phone behind the oven while cooking and FaceTiming last night. I documented his misfortune
16I split up with my boyfriend yesterday. I fell asleep while he was packing and he stole my toilet
17I am about to arrive for an interview in a new suit and realized they left the tag on
18Wholesome, but still it sucks
19Maybe a bit too much rain
20Oof man, Oof
21Facebook
22Gerard Butler returns to his house after the California fires
23When you love the smell of bacon but get a little too close to the frying pan on the stove
24My trip to Mount Rushmore last year
25I mean, what are the odds?
